Daily Simpsons

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Tuesday, June 22, 2004

Pig Of All Trades

Homer: "Lisa honey, are you saying that you are never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?"

Lisa: "No!"

Homer: "Ham?"

Lisa: "No!"

Homer: "Porkchops?"

Lisa: "Dad, those all come from the same animal!"

Homer: [sarcastic] "Yeah right Lisa, a woooonderful magical animal."

[3F03] Lisa The Vegetarian