Daily Simpsons

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Thursday, October 21, 2004

Power Of Suggestion

Hynpotist: "You are all very good players..."

Team (entranced, in unison): "We are all very good players..."

Hypnotist: "You will beat Shelbyville..."

Team: "We will beat Shelbyville..."

Hypnotist: "You will give one hundred and ten percent..."

Team (still in hypnotic trance): "That's impossible. No one can give more than one hundred percent. By definition that is the most anyone can give."

[8F13] Homer at the Bat