Daily Simpsons

Provides a funny quote daily from the popular animated series The Simpsons.

Thursday, December 09, 2004

Homer: "But Marge, this is our big chance to show up the Flanderseses."

Marge: "I'm sure it is, but why would we want to do that?"

Homer: "Because sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad! And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves."

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