Daily Simpsons

Provides a funny quote daily from the popular animated series The Simpsons.

Friday, January 07, 2005

That's The Spirit

Bart: "Grandpa, Matlock's not real."

Grandpa Simpson: "Neither are my teeth, but I can still eat corn on the cob if someone cuts it off and smushes it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin'!!!"

[9F22] Cape Feare