Daily Simpsons

Provides a funny quote daily from the popular animated series The Simpsons.

Monday, April 11, 2005

Two quotes today to make up for Friday. Both quotes submitted by Daily Simpsons reader and fan The OhReally Factor.

Homer: "Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

[2F19] The PTA Disbands

Homer: "Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding, 'you're
making a scene.'"

[3F11] Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield