Two quotes today to make up for Friday. Both quotes submitted by Daily Simpsons reader and fan The OhReally Factor.



Homer: "Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

[2F19] The PTA Disbands




Homer: "Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding, 'you're
making a scene.'"

[3F11] Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield