Chief Wiggum: "Dispatch, this is Chief Wiggum, back in pursuit of the rebelling women."

Dispatcher: "All right, your current location?"

Chief Wiggum (confused): "Uuoohhh uh, I'm uh, I'm on a road... uh, looks to be asphalt...umm, aww geez...trees, shrubs...uh, I'm directly under the Earth's sun... NOW!"

[1F03] Marge on the Lam

Random Grandpa Simpson quote: "Call me mint jelly 'cause I'm on the lam!"