Daily Simpsons

Provides a funny quote daily from the popular animated series The Simpsons.

Friday, April 09, 2004

Arch Support

Marge: "Oh, look! This is the perfect chance to get you kids some nice church shoes!"

Bart: "What do we need church shoes for, Jesus wore sandals."

Homer: "Well, maybe if he had better arch support they wouldn't have caught him. "

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