Daily Simpsons

Provides a funny quote daily from the popular animated series The Simpsons.

Monday, April 05, 2004

Welcome to the Internet, my friend, how can I help you?



Homer: "Welcome to the Internet, my friend, how can I help you? "

Comic Book Guy: "I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token-ring ethernet LAN configuration?"

Homer: [stares blankly for a few seconds] "Can I have some money now?"

[5F11] Das Bus