Daily Simpsons

Provides a funny quote daily from the popular animated series The Simpsons.

Wednesday, May 05, 2004

Homer: "Lisa, the mob is working on getting your saxophone back. But we've also expanded into other important areas. [reads a list] Literacy programs, preserving our beloved covered bridges, world domination -- "

Lisa: "World domination?"

Homer: "Oh ho, heh, that might be a typo.

Homer's brain: 'Mental note: the girl knows too much.'

[1F09] Homer the Vigilante