Daily Simpsons

Provides a funny quote daily from the popular animated series The Simpsons.

Tuesday, May 18, 2004

Homer The Smithers



Homer: (as Mr. Burns' secretary) "Here are your messages:
You have 30 minutes to move your car.
You have 10 minutes.
Your car has been impounded.
Your car has been crushed into a cube.
You have 30 minutes to move your cube."

(phone rings)

Homer: "Y'ello, Mr. Burns' office?"

Mr. Burns: "Is it about my cube?"

[3F14] Homer the Smithers