Daily Simpsons

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004

Last Temptation Of Waffle

Homer: "Why do you mock me, O Lord?"

Marge: "Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up there."
[Marge scrapes it off the ceiling and hands it to Homer]

Homer: "I know I shouldn't eat thee, but --" [bites] "Mmm, sacrili-cious."

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