Daily Simpsons

Provides a funny quote daily from the popular animated series The Simpsons.

Wednesday, June 23, 2004

Depressing Breakfast

Homer: "Nobody make me any breakfast. A man so deeply in debt doesn't deserve it."

Marge: "But I like to make you breakfast!"

Homer: "Oh, in that case I'll just have French toast with double butter and a side of bacon...but no powdered sugar, I don't deserve it! Well, maybe a little powdered sugar."

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