Daily Simpsons

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Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Father of the Year

Homer (to child-custody judge): "Well, wait a minute! OK, I'm not going to win Father of the Year. In fact, I'm probably the last guy in the world who should have kids. I -- "

[the judge looks at him sternly]

Homer: " Er, well, er, wait...can I start again? Fathering children is the best part of my day. I'd do anything for Bart and Lisa!"

Judge: "And Margaret? "

Homer: "Who? Lady, you got the wrong file."

Marge: [whispers to Homer] "It's Maggie!"

Homer: "Oh, Maggie. I got nothing against Maggie."

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