Daily Simpsons

Provides a funny quote daily from the popular animated series The Simpsons.

Monday, August 02, 2004

If You Need To Reach Me...

Marge:" It's almost lunch time. Do you know where your brother is tutoring?"

Lisa:"Pfft. Tutoring? The only thing Bart's teaching is guerilla combat..."

Marge: "Well, do you have a number where we can reach him?"

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