Daily Simpsons

Provides a funny quote daily from the popular animated series The Simpsons.

Thursday, July 22, 2004

How To Get What You Want

Homer: "You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. [long pause then gleefully] The doctor thought I might have brain damage. "

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