Daily Simpsons

Provides a funny quote daily from the popular animated series The Simpsons.

Thursday, July 15, 2004

Parental Support

Homer: "Oh my God, Marge! A penalty shot with only four seconds left. It's your child versus mine! The winner will be showered with praise; the loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore! "

[2F05] Lisa On Ice