Daily Simpsons

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Thursday, July 08, 2004

We All Gotta Go Sometime

Doctor Hibbert: "Now a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages. The first is denial..."

Homer: "No way, because I'm not dying."

Doctor Hibbert: "...second is anger."

Homer: (enraged) "Why you little!"

Doctor Hibbert: "After that comes fear."

Homer: (worried) "What's after fear? What's after fear?"

Doctor Hibbert:" Bargaining."

Homer: "Doc, you gotta get me outta this. I'll make it worth your while."

Doctor Hibbert: "Finally acceptance."

Homer: "Well, we all gotta go sometime."

Doctor Hibbert: "Mr. Simpson your progress astounds me."

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