Daily Simpsons

Provides a funny quote daily from the popular animated series The Simpsons.

Monday, June 28, 2004

The Joy Of Sisters-In-Law

Homer: "Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV where stupid Patty and stupid Selma work! Sometimes I think God is teasing me...just like he teased Moses in the desert."

Marge: "Tested, Homer! God tested Moses. And try to be nice to my sisters. It's very hard on me to have you fighting all the time."

Homer: "Oh, OK Marge, I'll get along with them. Then, I will hug some snakes...yes! Then, I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes. Now that's sarcasm!"

[2F14] Homer Vs. Patty And Selma