Daily Simpsons

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Wednesday, June 30, 2004

Reenactment Monkeys

Lisa: "Well, maybe you could reach out to the community and help other people."

Homer: "Hmm...I could help others. I'll get a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them reenact the civil war."

Lisa: "Dad, that doesn't help people!"

Homer: "Couldn't hurt...unless the monkeys start hurting people. Which they almost certainly would."

[2F09] Homer The Great