Daily Simpsons

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Tuesday, July 06, 2004

When Soda Machines Attack

Homer gets his arm stuck in a soda machine.

Rescue Worker: "Homer, this...this is never easy to say, uh, I'm going to have to saw your arms off."

Homer: (worried) "They'll grow back, right?"

Rescue Worker: "Uhhhh...yeah."

Homer: "Whew!"

Homer's Coworker: "Homer, are you still holding onto the can?"

Homer: "Your point being?"

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