Daily Simpsons

Provides a funny quote daily from the popular animated series The Simpsons.

Friday, October 22, 2004

Truth Hurts

Homer: "You're Darryl Strawberry!"

Darryl: "Yes?"

Homer: "You play right field."

Darryl: "Yes?"

Homer: "I play right field too."

Darryl: "So?"

Homer: "Well, are you better than me?"

Darryl: "Well, I've never met you... but... yes."

[8F13] Homer at the Bat