Daily Simpsons

Provides a funny quote daily from the popular animated series The Simpsons.

Monday, January 10, 2005

Don't Believe Everything You Read

Lawyer: "What about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, 'Die Bart, Die?'"

Sideshow Bob: "No, that's German for, 'The Bart, The.'"

Parole Board Member: "No one who speaks German could be an evil man."

[9F22] Cape Feare