Daily Simpsons

Provides a funny quote daily from the popular animated series The Simpsons.

Wednesday, May 26, 2004

Baby Names

Marge: "Homer, I've been thinking, if the baby's a boy, what do you think of the name Larry?"

Homer: "Marge, we can't do that! All the kids will call him `Larry Fairy'."

Marge: "Well, how about Louie?"

Homer: "They'll call him `Screwy Louie'."

Marge: "Bob?"

Homer: "Slob."

Marge: "Luke?"

Homer: "Puke."

Marge: "Marcus?"

Homer: "Mucus."

Marge: "What about Bart?"

Homer: "Let's see... Bart, Cart, Dart, Ee-art... Nope, can't see any problem with that! "

[8F10] I Married Marge