Daily Simpsons

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Thursday, August 12, 2004

Listening Skills

Judge: "I can see you sincerely want your children back, but you have a lot to learn about being parents. Before I can return your children, you'll have to complete a course called Family Skills. It teaches parents to listen to their -- "

Homer: "Communication, gotcha."

Judge: "But it's important to --"

Homer: "Listen, yes, I know."

Judge: "But there's more to it than --"

Homer: "[shouting] I have listening skills!"

Judge: "Mr. Simpson, would you please --"

Homer: "Shut up, Judge! "

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