Sanctity Of The Sport

Umpire: "Okay, let's go over the ground rules:

You can't leave first until you chug a beer.
Any man scoring has to chug a beer.
You have to chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings.
Oh, and the fourth inning is the beer inning."

Chief Wiggum: "Hey, we know how to play softball!"

[8F13] Homer At Bat