Daily Simpsons

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Friday, November 05, 2004

A Deprogrammer's Resume

Deprogrammer: "Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, your son has clearly been brainwashed by the evil and charismatic Mr. Burns."

Marge: "Are you sure you can get him back for us?"

Deprogrammer: "Absolutely. I'm the one who successfully deprogrammed Jane Fonda, you know."

Marge: "What about Peter Fonda?"

Deprogrammer: "Oh, that was a heartbreaker. But I did get Paul McCartney out of Wings."

Hmer: "You idiot! He was the most talented one!"

[1F16] Burns' Heir