Daily Simpsons

Provides a funny quote daily from the popular animated series The Simpsons.

Monday, November 08, 2004

Learned Student

Bart: "What was the name of the Pilgrims' boat?"

Sherry: "The Spirit of St. Louis."

Bart (taking notes): "And where'd they land?"

Terry: "Sunny Acapulco."

Bart: "And why'd they leave England?"

Sherry: "Giant rats."

Bart: "Cool! History's coming alive!"

[7F03] Bart Gets an F