Daily Simpsons

Provides a funny quote daily from the popular animated series The Simpsons.

Friday, June 04, 2004

Dating In Heaven

Ned: "Homer, I'm having second thoughts. This feels so disloyal to Maude."

Homer: "Oh, wake up, Ned. You think Maude isn't dating in Heaven?"

Ned: "You think she would?"

Homer: "How could she not? The place is full of eligible bachelors. John Wayne, Tupac Shakur, Sherlock Holmes ..."

Ned: [chuckles] "Sherlock Holmes is a character."

Homer: "He sure is!" [wolfish growl]

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