Daily Simpsons

Provides a funny quote daily from the popular animated series The Simpsons.

Wednesday, June 02, 2004

Homer Smarts

Homer: "Oh, and how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?"

Marge: "That's because you were drunk!"

Homer: "And how!"

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