Daily Simpsons

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Monday, August 16, 2004

Marge Fails a Drug Test?

Instructor: "I'm very proud of you people. You've learned how to care for your children, you've learned how to maintain your homes, and you've all passed a drug test. Except for Marge -- Marge, you tested positive for Crack and PCP."

Marge: "Oh my!"

[Fifteen minutes later]

Instructor: "OK, the retest says you're clean. Sorry about the mistake."

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