Daily Simpsons

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Monday, August 23, 2004

A Mother Knows

Marge: "Have you noticed any change in Bart?"

Homer: "New glasses?"

Marge: "No...he looks like something might be disturbing him."

Homer: "Probably misses his old glasses."

Marge: "I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities but then I'd be afraid of smothering him."

Homer: "Yeah, and then we'd get the chair."

Marge: "That's not what I meant."

Homer: "It was, Marge... admit it."

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