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Friday, August 27, 2004

A Sheperd's Work Is Never Done

Ned: "Sorry to bother you, Rev. Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son Todd just told us he didn't want to eat his 'damn vegetables.'"

Rev.L: "Well, you know kids and vegetables. What was it? Asparagus?"

Ned: "No, no, Reverend, the point is, he said a bad word!"

Rev.L: "Oh, oh, right, yeah. Well, kids usually pick these things stuff up from someplace. Find out who's doing it and... direct them to the Bible."

Ned: "Where in the Bible?"

Rev.L: "Uh... Page 900."

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