Daily Simpsons

Provides a funny quote daily from the popular animated series The Simpsons.

Wednesday, August 25, 2004

Undead Sons, Killer Beer



Homer (annoyed): "You and your stories. 'Bart is a vampire' 'Beer kills brain cells.' Now let's go back to that (pause) building (pause) thingy, where our beds and TV (pause)... is. "


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