Daily Simpsons

Provides a funny quote daily from the popular animated series The Simpsons.

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Bad Father, Bad Brother

Homer: [on the phone] "Bart, I need some lucky numbers, fast!
How old are you? Uh huh. And what's your birthday? No kidding.
And what's Lisa's birthday? ... What? You don't know your
sister's birthday?? What kind of brother are you!"

[8F17] Dog Of Death