Daily Simpsons

Provides a funny quote daily from the popular animated series The Simpsons.

Wednesday, September 08, 2004

Doggy Afterlife

Bart: "Is there a doggy hell?"

Homer: "Well... Of course, there couldn't be a heaven if there weren't a hell."

Bart: "Who's in there?"

Homer: "Oh, uh... Hitler's dog... and that dog Nixon had, what's his name, um, Chester..."

Lisa: "Checkers."

Homer: "Yeah! One of the Lassies is in there, too. The mean one! The one that mauled Timmy!"

[8F17] Dog Of Death