Daily Simpsons

Provides a funny quote daily from the popular animated series The Simpsons.

Thursday, September 02, 2004

The Curse of the Monkey's Paw

Homer: "I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, AND I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it?"

[a turkey sandwich materializes and Homer takes a bite]

Homer: "Hey! Not bad... Nice, hot mustard... Good bread... The turkey's a little dry... THE TURKEY'S A LITTLE DRY! Oh, foe, the cursed teeth! What demon from the depths of hell created thee! "

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