Holy Waffles
Homer: "Why do you mock me, O Lord?"
Marge: "Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up there."
Homer: "I know I shouldn't eat thee, but --" [bites] "Mmm, sacrili-cious."
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