Daily Simpsons

Provides a funny quote daily from the popular animated series The Simpsons.

Wednesday, September 15, 2004


Bart:"Dad...we've been robbed!"

Lisa: "Wake up, Dad, wake up! There was a burglar and he took my saxophone!"

Homer: "Woo-hoo!"

Bart: "And our portable TV!"

Homer: "D'oh!"

Marge: "And my necklace!"

Homer: "Ehh, that's no big loss."

Marge:" Homer, that necklace was a priceless Bouvier family heirloom."

Homer: "Oh, you've probably got a whole drawer full of 'em."

Marge: "Well, yes I do. But they're all heirlooms too."

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