Cleetus: Are you some kind of moron?

Cleetus: "Are you some kind of moron?"

Homer: "Yeah, but..."

[5F01] The Cartridge Family

Marge: Homie, I have a man here who can help you.

Marge: "Homie, I have a man here who can help you. "

Homer: "Is it Batman?"

Marge: "No, he's a scientist."

Homer: "Batman's a scientest."

Marge: "IT'S NOT BATMAN!"

[9F10] Marge vs. the Monorail

Bart: "I don't want a new dog, I want Santa's Little Helper!"

Bart: "I don't want a new dog, I want Santa's Little Helper!"

Homer: "Well, crying isn't going to bring him back unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying, eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell like dog food to make your dog come back or you can go out there and find your dog!"

Bart: "Your right. I'll do it!"

[Bart leaves]

Homer: "Rats!! I almost had him eating dog food!"

[4F16] The Canine Mutiny

Homer writing a vent letter to Mr. Burns: 'You stink!

Homer writing a vent letter to Mr. Burns: 'You stink! You are a senile, buck-toothed old mummy with bony girl arms and you smell like an elephant's butt!'

[7F22] Blood Feud

Homer: "Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn.

Homer: "Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel."

[1F06] Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood

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