Homer: "I've gone back in time to when dinosaurs weren't just confined to zoos."

[2F03] Treehouse of Horror V

Milhouse: "But I'm all Milhouse! Plus, my mom says I'm the handsomest guy in school!"

[4F01] Lisa's Date With Density

Homer: "Did you hear that, Marge? She called me a baboon. The stupidest, smelliest ape of them all."

McBain: "Leave me a message after the beep..BUT DON'T BE A MESSAGE HOG USING UP ALL MY TAPE!"

Milhouse: "I'm not a nerd, Bart. Nerds are smart."

[4F05] Burns, Baby Burns

Marge; "Grandpa, are you sitting on the apple pie?"

Grandpa: "I sure hope so..."

[BABF19] Behind the Laughter

Homer: "Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs."

Homer: "See you in hell, dinner plate!"

[1F06] Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood

Homer: "Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals...except the weasel."