Daily Simpsons is on a temporary hiatus. In the meantime, feel free to enjoy over a year's worth of Daily Simpson's quotes in the archives. I dare you not to laugh.

Apu: "Nickel off on expired baby food."

Bart: "Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?"

Mayor Quimby: "Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with digging up a corpse?"

Homer: "Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."

Apu: "Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie!"

Homer: "If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement."

Bart: "Geez Homer, you sure do suck tonight."

Homer: "Yeah, suck like a fox!"

Homer: "Did you hear that, Marge? She called me a baboon. The stupidest, smelliest ape of them all!"

Ralph: "Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"