Homer: "If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement."

Bart: "Geez Homer, you sure do suck tonight."

Homer: "Yeah, suck like a fox!"

Homer: "Did you hear that, Marge? She called me a baboon. The stupidest, smelliest ape of them all!"

Ralph: "Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

Smithers: I'm allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die.




Apu: "Homer, you are asleep at your post! Now go change the expiration dates on the dairy products!"

Moe: "Hi, my name's Moe. Or as the ladies like to refer to me, 'hey you in the bushes'"

Marge; "Grandpa, are you sitting on the apple pie?"

Grandpa: "I sure hope so."

Homer: "Homer no function beer well without."

Barney: "I don't know where you pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink."

Chief Wiggum: "Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 91...2."

Two quotes today to make up for Friday. Both quotes submitted by Daily Simpsons reader and fan The OhReally Factor.



Homer: "Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

[2F19] The PTA Disbands




Homer: "Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding, 'you're
making a scene.'"

[3F11] Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield

Homer: "It takes two to lie - one to lie and one to listen."

Submitted by Anonymous.

Milhouse: "I don't know, my Dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory."

Marge: "Grampa, there are only forty-NINE stars on that flag!"

Grampa Simpson: "I'll be cold in my grave before I recognize Missourah!"

Submitted by TheOHReally Factor.

Apu: "By the 7 arms of Visnu, I swear it. I am not a Hindu."

Fool Me Once

Bart: "You're going down, Homer."

Homer: "You talk bigger than fool."

Bart:" I'm gonna fool you up real nice."

Homer: "You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had a electrified fooling machine."